[E] CAPTAIN OF DESTINY / CHEUNG PO-TSAI / 張保仔 [TVB][2015]

"If you don't trust me, father, then there is no longer any reason why I should undertake this great responsibility" - Man Ho

I am very very very unsure what to feel about these 2 episodes. It is already episode 9, and our leading lady has yet to meet our leading man. The series is as if split into two different stories, with two different tones and none has any logic in terms of reasonable logic. It is frustrating to watch certain performances, difficult to stomach certain plot lines and so hard to understand the emphasis. I am  not sure this series is a celebration of girl power or quite simply a reaffirmation the notion of male dominance. In short, I enjoyed certain parts and Rucos is giving one of his most explosive performance ever, but his lead co stars are really pulling him down and the story should have just kick out CPT and just give us War & Beauty part 3 because the palace intrigues dominates.

Recap, two episodes in one. So this might be a little bit longer than usual.

Episode 8 and I watched it just now and I already forgot the story!!

Basically it is some festival where everyone on pirate island is celebrating the event with kung ming lantern. Our heroine is wondering when the day will come when she can go home to her sister when she overheard someone entering the temple which is forbidden to women and to her shock, she sees our Sister Kiu and some unknown man doing something which she thinks as committing adultery. Sister Kiu has been feeling hot in the cold weather (probably post menopausal hot flashes) and so Mui thinks she is just horny, no other word to put it better. Mui begins to think of her as having loose moral. Oi, where are we? Pirates island! Where men marry women they kidnapped!

Anyway later in her room, Sister Kiu gives Mui some new clothings to wear for special occasion which Mui accepted after thinking to herself she will be leaving soon, so better to just be quiet and obedient. They had a chat and to my surprise, Sister Kiu was kidnapped too and forced to marry a man many years her senior. The way she said it was like nothing and she assimilated and over time is happy in her situation. Kiu feels a tad disgusted and even suggests Kiu may wish to find someone she can fall in love with and Kiu is disgusted she is seen as so loose moral. CPT comes in and is worried about Yat and Kiu promises if Yat dies, she will make sure he is buried in a mega way to honour him and Mui thinks yeah, maybe she does want her husband dead so she can find someone new since Kiu did mention just minutes earlier they may live in Qing and is moral, they are allowed to remarry once their husband die. Not so strict in that sense.

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So strange, this logic.

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Mui walks around town and hopes to go home soon and she sees everyone doing things like any ordinary people and Mui thinks to herself;

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At this point I almost switched off the TV. I know it tries hard to get me to sympathise and empathise with the pirates but where is the logic? Most women were kidnapped from their ordinary daily lives, forced to marry a man they hardly know, raped perhaps, over time got so used to it that they just accepted their fate and in so earned a place in the pirate world. They also kill ordinary folks like ordinary ships, for their stuff. Does it make sense to you?

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Before Mui leaves for the temple she writes a message for CPT in English and in Chinese writing "She commits adultery". Not her place to say it, just saying. Prior to that she tries to tell CPT who is going for a bath and he strips in front of her (pants still on) and she promptly leaves as she cries "YOU ARE INSANE!!" or something like that.

D-day. Mui at the temple. CPT and father and gang arrive to make offering to the huge golden pearl and Mui sees a cyclone and so excited she drops her bag and in it, strangely a bottle of nail varnish that broke and drops into a cup of wine on the offering table.

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She carried that knapsack like ordinary day out. I suppose we take tissue, whilst she needs to colour her nails?

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Mui notices the broken bottle and says to herself what a pity, but luckily she bought it with a discount. Then she noticed from upstairs as she peeped down our men are shocked to see the wine changes colour to glittering red and Yat is about to drink it ("Old man don't drink it! It will kill you! So stupid!") and CPT stops his father ("At least one of you is smart") and he volunteers to drink it to try first ("So stupid! I take back my word!") and he drinks and immediately feels a burning sensation and stomach pain. Mui by that time is running into the beach and after the cyclone when she stops and turns back as she feels guilty for perhaps killing CPT (if she reads her Ipad, maybe she will know he didn't die of poisoning perhaps?) and runs back. Our guys could only think of using incense to burn two acupuncture points to remove the poison since Lau Sing interestingly worked in the Shaolin temple before! The points happen to be at the groin area and poor CPT cries no nononono. Quite funny antics and then Grace ruined it all.

If anything marks these 2 episodes, is two women screaming a lot.

Mui enters and the men tries to push her out but she screams GET OUT OF MY WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY and they all got scared and stand aside and she basically did Heimlich Maneuver and he vomits the varnish and faints. She then does CPR and then she has no choice but to do mouth to mouth and the men are shocked at her boldness and CPT is ok and wants  more kiss and pushes him away. Still in pain, she gives him dog's medicine to cause diarrhea (remember the vet gave her the meds for Sonny the dog?) and makes him take it and runs after the cyclone. CPT feels red hot, since later we find out it is his first kiss and then the meds take effect and you can guess what happens next.

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Sigh. This series is shooting itself on the foot. So am I to believe they kidnapped these women, not touch them until each is assigned a husband? So he is a virgin? What utter rubbish. At least show him sexually experience, that will make things very interesting.

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Well.. cyclone gone and Mui lies on the bed of sand and is frustrated and then stands up and says;

And I was thinking, Mui, take out your mini ipad and just check when is the next cyclone. What is so difficult?

Oh dear, Grace was screaming almost at every scene, either that she is acting cute and pursing her lips. Is it necessary? Girl, whatever potential I think you have is quickly eroded by your god awful OTT acting. Mui is an ok character but Grace just isn't giving her justice.

8 episodes in and we still have yet to meet some major characters or each meeting each other.

Anyway continue ..

CPT is in love with Mui. Yat feels even if he fails to benefit from the ceremony with the pearl, he gets to see something unusual; a woman saving a "damsel in distress" except the damsel is CPT, a man. The men are teasing CPT, saying she got his first kiss and does it mean Mui likes CPT since she was so bold and Kiu says not to mention unless he mentions it. And so he asks about Mui and they know he likes her. Kiu sees the lanterns and so writes her message of hope and it flies. CPT wants to write one to and so confiscated one from 2 young kids and writes his wish to marry before he is 28. He doesn't want others to know but Mui sees him and is acting cute and all that. But she sees two goods in him; he is filial to Yat and he is not that bad a guy at all. CPT is very happy to hear her say that but she does clarify he was in pain because of her undoing. So CPT is so angry at the truth he wants to hit her and she says go on, so that she won't owe him anything but he refuses, mumbling he hurts more if he hits her and then says since she saved him life, they're equal. And Mui remembers her notes and rushes back, leaving CPT feeling rather sad at the turn of events when quite funnily, the kung ming lantern he lit fell in front of him and burn. He wonders sadly is the heavens also denying his wish?

Mui searches for the notes, nowhere to be seen. Young boys take it and lit it as lantern and off it floats into the sky as we see Kiu sitting comfortably in Yat's embrace enjoying the view.

Then story switches to the palace and we have a 2 in 1 short of story except with Ruco, it is more buffet for me. What I don't get is why oh why make his future wife such an idiot. I understand Mui is probably 24 or 25 and Ha Sim is probably 16 at most. But still... poor girl though.

Her first day officially at work and her boss got a huge scolding by the emperor. He comes home and then he is busy scolding Fok and I believe his name is Hon Yung (do correct me if I am wrong - the one eyed guy played by Stephen Wong Ka Lok) for giving no contribution but is snickering, laughing that yeah, other admirals and captains are ready with 3000 rifles lar, xxx ships lar, whatever and still they can't do anything because no royal edict. Why the emperor doesn't give the edict? We shall know later. So Man Ho refuses to let any of them eat or break for lunch until they think of a plan. Of course two men were arguing about this and Fok said he never ever let his men go hungry and Siu Fu wants to beat him up because that's a lie and Fok says they agree never to mention the past, etc etc.. all very very juvenile.

Meanwhile Ha Sim is at the kitchen and notices her favourite, fatty pork and notices that's food for Man Ho but the kitchen helpers warn her never to bring food to him unless he requests since he is busy and he is popular with being a stern boss who likes to scold people but Ha Sim is concerned for his health and so brings the food to him. 

At the same time, Man Ho is at the height of his lecture about no food, think of a plan when Ha Sim rushes in and says happily;

And Man Ho stops mid sentence and stares at her as Fok and Hon laugh themselves silly and 13th and Siu Fu are worried for her when Man Ho laughs and sarcastically say;

"You know what? You wanna eat? Go go. Haven't rest? Never mind the plans. Go go" 

And our two men leave laughing and Ha Sim still doesn't get it when she brings him a plate of delicious food and Man Ho stares at her and promptly slaps the plate of food from her hands and told her to basically get lost and...

Poor Ha Sim got so scared and scurried away and goes to the Guanyin temple and cries that she has offended Man Ho on her first day, that she is so stupid and slow. Just so happen future mom in law is there and likes her frankness and advises her that Man Ho may be strict but he is also very compassionate. Just that he is having a hard time and thanks her for taking care of him and for being such a good girl without any ulterior motive. She also likes Ha Sim because she can recite Buddhist scriptures and all and sees her having a pure heart. Ha Sim promises to be patient with Man Ho and to calm him down and serve him wel and Shun is pleased to hear that.

Meanwhile Fok and Hon are walking and laughing happily at Man Ho being upstaged by a simple maid called Ha Sim and Fok loudly says thanks to Yim for sending a maid as spy and how Ha Sim has actually helped him to give Man Ho his comeuppance. By that time Hon walks away to get transport when someone throws a ... you know those tong that is used to spit in? Yeap, ewwwwwwwwwwwww. Poor man gets his head stuck inside and trashes wildly. The guy who does that is Siu Fu and he thanks Man Ho for letting him do that, as revenge. 13th wonders is that appropriate but Man Ho says he has longed wish to teach that bastard a lesson.

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Kinda juvenile isn't it, Man Ho? I never thought he will indulge in such pettiness.

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Fok then bangs his head hard on some rock and the tong breaks. Oh it's a porcelain. I thought it should be not porcelain?  Maybe olden times is porcelain. His action that day will have serious repercussions later.

And so back to drawing board for Man Ho. Ha Sim just wants to serve him well and so brings him food again but no one is in the room and she puts the basket onto some documents which got stuck at the bottom.

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Seriously dumb. What kind of maid is she to put stuff on top of documents? No other space meh?

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She hopes to bring food to Man Ho, as peace offering I suppose when she couldn't resist and took one piece of fatty pork to eat.

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Why? Whyyyy? Whyyyyyyyyyyy? Where is the decorum? If you want a fictional series based on historical character with probably real decorum, go watch Bu Bu Jing Xin. That's how servants behave!! Worse is to come.

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She hears someone coming, that's Man Ho's voice and so she remembers his warning about not wanting to see her and so she takes the basket (with the paper at the bottom) and rushes out.

So why she brings food in the first place? Can't she leave the basket there?

Man Ho sees her and remembers what Fok said about a spy by Yim and he wonders when he sees a missing paper and he suspects her. 

You don't ever want to see an angry Man Ho. Oh so man!

She rushes to some resting area at the gardens and notice something stuck at the bottom when an eunuch says Man Ho wants to see her and drags her with him and she feels very timid facing Man Ho who is eating loudly. She is very hungry and he notices that and asks;

And she says she hasn't eaten since morning and he offers a fatty pork for her like she's some poodle...

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I can see what the emperor will say about Man Ho later.

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He says;

and Ha Sim immediately kneels and says she hasn't stolen anything at all and Man Ho angrily pushes the plates off the table (oh such temper!!) and Ha Sim gets so scared she is trembling when Man Ho asks angrily;

and Ha Sim is almost crying and says she doesn't know what he is saying as Man Ho sternly asks again if she has lied to him and trembling she says;

And Man Ho thundered that is not what he is asking and she rushes her sentence;

And Man Ho calms down a bit and says;

Ha Sim cries hard and holds onto his sleeves or something and begs;

But he pushes her away and leaves and Ha Sim cries and the other eunuch who is there shows her now pity.

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Poor Ha Sim. She may be dumb and all but she is right; better she is by his side where she will try to outsmart Yim by giving her false leads than someone else. Unfortunately I hate how dumb she can be sometimes when I was hoping she is more street smart and Man Ho is a bit too temperamental. Everyone is scared of him. Reminds me a bit of 4th Prince in  BBJX except people respect 4th prince, not fear him only. I must add Kelly Fu did exceptionally well in this explosive scene. You never want to get into an argument with Ruco Chan! He was scary and Kelly was trembling at the right place, and suddenly she talks normal and not cutesy way and she actually seems better than usual! Why cutesy way of talking? Talk normally! And she was trembling so hard I would think she really is shocked by Ruco's explosive performance in here. Great scene!

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It is snowing and Man Ho speaks to his men on the ship and promises as soon as the emperor gives the edict, they will move out and kill pirates!! Suddenly 4 princes (or 3, can't remember) appear and openly in front of everyone asks to split the funding for the expedition! So bold! Well there's funding so why is the father not giving the edict? Well the princes did tease Man Ho about no edict. Man Ho sarcastically says well he will tell the emperor to give each prince a share so each can gamble away the money or seek prostitutes, etc. Siu Fu is happy to hear Man Ho's retort. Then the eldest asks for Man Ho to give positions to 3 men he names and Man Ho smiles and tells Siu Fu to jot down their names and remember to NEVER EVER employ them in his service! Siu Fu gladly agrees. Princes got angry and leaves. However Man Ho knows he is in deep trouble. One admiral or whatever says if the emperor doesn't give the edict by tomorrow, the snow will set and they can't leave until snow melts and that is next year. Man Ho promises whatever and however he must convince the emperor to give the go ahead by tomorrow.

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Why is the emperor jeopardising his own agenda?? Why?!

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Meanwhile Fok brings his adopted son (handsome boy) to see Yim who likes the boy so much decides to spend the day with him whilst Fok rushes back to see our hero since he is scared of Man Ho's nagging and all. In short, boy peed on Yim and she basically orders Tung Suet (oh still there!) to bring the boy back to Fok, wherever he may be.

At Man Ho's place, Man Ho is again scolding them all  when Tung Suet brings in the boy and Man Ho is pissed and leaves to see the emperor with the new plan. Tung Suet is tasked with taking care of the kid but she is busy flirting with Hon as the kid runs around wildly and we are ominously shown a piece of the broken porcelain on garden floor  near the rocks, the same one which Fok breaks to free his head.

Ha Sim walks along the corridor with her baggage when she sees Man Ho walks by and ignoring her. Err Ha Sim you forgot to greet him! Where is the decorum?!?!? This is like the Curse Of The Royal Harem!!

Man Ho sees his father with his plan and for once the father likes the plan until he reaches one particular page and again he throws the book at Man Ho. Must be the same sentence than Man Ho refuses to change and now we know what;

Ohhhhhhh!!! Imperial robe! Meaning if Man Ho wears it, anyone there must treat him like as if the emperor is there so basically no one can kill him. I feel it is essential since he will be commanding an armada of 100,000 sailors (urghhh so few) and he may need to subjugate a few corrupt ministers to get his way. In fact it is essential he is also granted an imperial sword so he can chop off any heads, except the emperor! But emperor clearly disagrees.

Man Ho realises the issue, I think he already knows the issue and he slowly says;

Father isn't convinced or so we think when Man Ho threatens saying my chosen quote and emperor states is he threatening him and Man Ho calmly asks for permission to leave and the emperor calms down and says;

and so Man Ho turns and leaves as his father stares at him. I forgot who tells Man Ho that perhaps his strategy back there with his father might backfire on him but Man Ho says he will just have to wait for the edict.

Back at Man Ho's residence, Ha Sim kneels to say bye bye to Guan Yin and asks for Guan Yin to bless 13th prince lar (he is the only one to show concern when she is hungry and all that), Shun lar for being so kind and also our hero. Shun so happens to be there and sympathises with her and Ha Sim swears she has never ever ever ever betrayed Man Ho and Shun tells her she took some papers and she realises the issue and remembers the basket and goes in search and finds the paper in the bushes but stupid kid takes it and runs and she runs after him and Fok sees Tung Suet busy flirting with Hon when argghhhhhhh and Ha Sim is actually elsewhere after she gets back the paper, dismayed that the paper is torn whilst the kid sees some bird, climbs up rock, falls onto the sharp edge of the porcelein and dies. Poor kid. Fok sees him and cries hard and Hon and Tung Suet lies and says Ha Sim probably killed the kid (never bothered to wonder why eh?) and Fok swears to kill Ha Sim and Ha Sim overhears and runs and road so big and she gotta kick some vase and they see her and runs after her. Man Ho intercepts and knows the son has died and angrily remind them where they are and not to act rashly and promises to find Ha Sim and asks Siu Fu to do it to give him an answer and meanwhile forces Fok to go back to the room to discuss as they wait for the edict. Kinda cold of Man Ho. Anyway Fok is forced to go back to discussion room. 

Meanwhile 13th finds Ha Sim hiding and when he sees Hon with a huge knife, he tells Ha Sim to run. 

At the palace, the emperor is considering his options. Eunuch Lai says;

Emperor sighs and explains;

Oh I see! The emperor is right and he is using tough love.

Eunuch Lai wisely says;

So the emperor thinks they will lose? But 100,000 lives depend on this expedition, isn't this a too costly way to teach someone a lesson in life?

Anyway emperor agrees and is about to place the chop chop when 4 princes rushing in and cries;

Emperor is in a dilemma and Eunuch Lai sighs... so close yet so far. But he will chop lar, if not stuck for another episode and this series won't ever move on, ever!

Back at the residence, Fok losses his cool  and could not concentrate and when someone opens the door, Man Ho thinks it is the edict when it is Hon who says he couldn't get Ha Sim since 13th let her go and Fok accuses Man Ho of siding with the maid and Man Ho thundered;

And Man Ho asks for something from him and Fok is forgetful, as he is grieving and Man Ho is insistent (kinda heartless of Man Ho) when Fok losses his cool and says;

I get his anger. What I don't get is how nonchalant Man Ho is. I mean give that guy a break, he just lost his son! And true. Man Ho means it; he doesn't give a damn about Ha Sim. He only cares about the edict.  Anyway Fok gets so angry he takes the golden pistol on display and  leaves to find Ha Sim herself and Man Ho who likes to be in control lost total control of the situation.

Meanwhile Ha Sim hides in the  Guanyin room and cries for help and swears she never killed the kid when Fok finds her and wants to kill her by pointing the pistol to her head but Shun arrives and says he will do no such thing and takes Ha Sim by her side and when Fok ignores Shun and points the gun at Ha Sim, she coolly says whilst pushing the pistol away;

And promises to takes Ha Sim back to the palace and leaves.

Meanwhile Tung Suet reports to Yim who in her own way doesn't believe Ha Sim would kill the kid and knows Tung Suet is manipulating the facts but in her own words;

"I really couldn't care less about that Ha Sim, whether she did it or not. But this is the perfect time to give that 11th a lesson and to destroy Concubine Shun and her followers".

And so whilst the drama is happening inside the 11th residence, Yim arrives and see Shun's transport (errr litter?) and smiles knowingly to herself as Tung Suet says;

"Oh Concubine Shun is here"

and Yim says slyly;

"Oh  very good"

What dastardly plans has she cooked up this time? When will our two sides meet? How long with this draaaaaaaaaaaaaag on? I want Man Ho to meet Mui because both as hot headed and so they can scream at one another. Will be quite a passionate pair.

Last scene, we see Ha Sim on a horse with Man Ho who is fighting an army of err.... pirates I guess.

Strange. The first meeting between Ha Sim and Man Ho is rather romantic and suddenly it descends into total madness. I don;t find Man Ho very gallant and he is very class  based; maid is servant, he is prince. If he can talk that way to his older brother or even the emperor, I don't think he cares about a maid. The emperor is right; he is arrogant but he means well. In one scene he actually sigh "Why I bother to take on this responsibility and put myself in this situation?" and the word he uses is I believe "jok jin" "fan jin" which in Cantonese is the worst one can say to describe anything. Like why bother but in English it is too mild. I am sure later when he knows she did not betray him he will go all out to help her.

NOTE: 01.10.2015Thanks to a commentator, the word used is actually used is "fan jin" instead of "jok jin" but both means the same thing eventually

And I find it so frustrating to watch the pirates' version of what is normal and also the total lack of decorum in the palace. Anyway this is total fiction but still must operate within reasonable logic!!

I am hoping to see more of the costume beneath the black robes. The hand sleeves look quite intricate and colourful.

Anyway performance...

Ruco Chan rocks! This has got to be his best performance until todate. Yes his Man Ho is highly strung because he is highly stressed and he is arrogant bastard but I like his Man Ho except when he showed so little concern for the death of a child. But I guess he never liked Fok and would not show single shred of pity for him. That is the only part I did not like him at all. My most favourite scene thus far is his confrontation with Ha Sim but anytime he sees his imperial father, you can literally feel fireworks. Can't fault his performance.

However his sidekicks and all are poorly written. It seems Man Ho is the only prince like character. The rest seems so petty, even Siu Fu. And for such a huge undertaking, I expect he will meet with admirals and generals and captains and minister of foreign affairs and not the few inept people and a 13th prince who by Man Ho's own words, knows so little about war fare and politics. It beggars belief that I am expected to believe this is a huge undertaking and all.

Kelly Fu is ok when she is acting scared. She does look scared. The rest, I am disappointed why her Ha Sim is such an inept idiot even if I were to consider perhaps she is very young.

Tony Hung is ok but I can't believe he will be commander of 7 seas OR a virgin.

Grace Chan disgraced her own potential. She is god awful and I guess she needs a great actor like Ruco to stabilise her. I don't get why she is acting cute or talking cute because it is just bad bad acting.

9 episodes and still TWO stories are not meeting one another.

I am losing my patience. 

"Absolute rubbish! What sort of rubbish proposal is this? Do it again!" - Emperor Jiaqing

As I feared, the story is a bit icky. We have two stories now; one of CPT and his pirate gang where Mui is and another is the armada and Qing perspective where Man Ho is. Mui will soon be in that world as well. Confirmed Man Ho is not married and I am not sure how old he is, but he must be in his 20s at least. So to be unmarried, his father must really hate him not to arrange a marriage for him which is as well know total BS. I would have wished for once TVB gets it right; at least show him widowed, after all women routinely die back in those days when giving birth or something. To show him married and widowed without a 2nd wife or more wives is more believable than having him be a diamond bachelor. I can't fault Ruco though; in this episode he has that moment where all girls wish they're in that position except.. I don't get why all other male characters other than CPT and Man Ho are dumbed down whilst all girls other than Mui is either scheming or just plain simpleton. I guess that's why Man Ho will like Mui because she is neither scheming nor simpleton.

Well, TVB is not here to give us historical accuracy nor are they even interested in fictional accuracy if there is such a term.

Recap.


Man Ho faces his father for a long period of time presenting his proposal on how to eradicate the pirates and each time his proposal is thrown at his face and he is ordered to do it again. After a while it is evident the father was not interested in what he has to say but rather to discourage him for reasons I do not know why. Man Ho goes back each time to rewrite the proposal only to be thrown at his face, again and again and again. He doesn't give up hope and persistently tries to do better even if knows that his father is just personally against him.

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Just checked; the one who became the sickly looking Daogguang is 2nd prince.So Man Ho definitely won't be emperor. Unless history is changed and I rather not because the one who comes after Jiaqing is the continuation of the spiralling down of the Qing empire and if I were Man Ho, I just leave for HK and build my OSK or something.

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Yim wakes in the morning, smiling happily to herself as she remarks to her maid, Tung Suet;

"The emperor was very energetic last night. He hasn't been so energetic since a long time ago"

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Energetic = rough sex.

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Tung Suet says some nice stuff but Yim sorta insults her by telling her to know her place. Meanwhile announcement is made that Man Ho's mom, can't remember her name yet, has arrived to see her. Tung Suet wants to chase her away since the emperor is still inside sleeping late but Yim tells her to let her in. So mama comes in and talks gently to Yim and asks her how's the bird's nest and all and remember in previous episode Yim takes credit for finding the bird's nest when actually it was mama who bought it. Anyway Yim thanks her and even lies that she has informed the emperor about who bought those bird's nest. Emperor comes out of the bedroom, surprising mama and emperor is not pleased to see her. He asks why she is here and she truthfully says;

"I know Man Ho has hurt the feelings of my dear sister by persistently prosecuting Admiral Fok so I am here to apologise to dear sister on my son't behalf"

And what does she get? Scolding by the emperor who says she doesn't know how to teach her son manners, fails as a mother, warns her to remind him he better do well in the armada, if not he will face consequences and the emperor leaves. Before he leaves, he thanks Yim for the bird's nest and mama then knows Yim took credit for herself and looks very shocked and hurt.

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Man Ho is the commander for 100,000 strong men in the armada of 3 provinces; Guangxi (Kwong sai), Guandong (Kwong dong) and Fujian (Fook Kin/Hokkien). All major cities but 100,000 is bit too few. Should have been 300,000!!

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Emperor leaves and spineless mother does not advance his own son's cause when she apologises profusely for Man Ho's actions and asks Yim to give in a few good words on behalf of Man Ho whenever she is with the Emperor. Yim smiles satisfactorily.

Pause.

I feel what the mother did is so unnecessary especially after knowing what Yim did with the bird's nest. This is like kicking your son to the gutter and it doesn't help wit Man Ho's cause. Silly mother.

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Back to pirate's den.

I have yet to catch the name of Maggie's character, and since I don't have access to the cast list when I am writing this, I will just call her Maggie for now. Maggie, for some unknown reason decides that she wants to curry Mui's favour and encourage her to assimilate into the pirate society. So she orders CPT to return Mui's knapsack and all items in it to her.

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Somewhere here there is a short interesting moment about sex. Yim and Maggie share a few things in common; position of authority, power and married to men much older than themselves. For Yim, the emperor was still able to perform and satisfy her sexually. For Maggie, her husband is old and he has trouble walking up stairs and the way they talk, they have an active sexual life except Maggie isn't satisfied due to his physical condition whilst the elderly pirate denies having any problems at all. A weird scene if you ask me.

Anyway... continue.

Mui is free to roam the town. After all, as pointed that is an island surrounded by sea. Where can she go anyway? She sees women cleaning stuff and overhears their conversation; one woman complains having to clean the necklace or something, that her husband shouldn't have cut the neck of the person wearing it, now there's so much blood and she had to clean it. Mui was horrified and went to them looking appalled as she said;

"You all talk as if the person wearing it meant nothing! You're murderers! Someone wore that necklace! You killed that person to get the necklace and you talk as if the person's life means so little! Aren't you afraid of being arrested??"

The 3 women laugh very very hard and each tells her their tales;

"I am considered a gentleman's daughter; she was a scholar's daughter. That one was an official's daughter. We all were kidnapped by pirates and taken here. We were all like you; fighting to escape and maintaining our stance that they're criminals. Guess what? Over time we assimilated into this society and made to marry our respective husbands. You too will!"

Mui horrified at that idea said with much anger;

"NEVER! I WILL NEVER ASSIMILATE WITH THESE... CRIMINALS!"

She angrily leaves as they laugh at her and she curses CPT for her predicament when he greets her and tempts her with her knapsack. He throws it onto the ground and she falls trying to retrieve it and dirtying herself and he laughs himself silly as she takes her revenge and I can't remember what she did but he ended up on the dirt, dirty as well. He wants to beat her up when Maggie arrives and twists his ear, warning him to treat her nice.

Later CPT has to move out of his room to give his room to Mui who ecstatically and sarcastically laugh when Scholar Suen arrives but not to assist him but to assist her.

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I am troubled by how lightly these women are with their predicaments. Each of them was technically kidnapped, forced to marry a pirate and forced to stay as wife and do wifely duties which mean they were essentially raped into subjugation and when no hope lies in escape, they had to stay back and probably never left the island and so is lulled into belief that life there is best and being the pirate's wife means a certain standing in that society. Each of these pirate may have had a hard life, driven to piracy due to certain reason but the way the women talked on how they obtained the jewelry and my feeling is women will be wearing such jewelry and so the pirate husband must have killed women as well, it felt cold, as if those people did not matter. Like a matter of fact; I need the necklace so I have to cut the throat of the person wearing it. I understand Mui's disgust but I don't understand the women rather lighthearted approach to this sticky dilemma; are the pirates really good people driven to piracy when they too take innocent lives? If Mui falls for CPT, how does it explain the actions of CPT who may be noble but is an outlaw who was kidnapped by his adopted father and does bad things? How can Mui who is essentially a person about punishing wrong doer ever legitimately fall for a character like CPT?

It is a moral dilemma. Qing may be terrible but the pirates are no better.

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Maggie asks Mui who she really is she so she reveals her name and they mistaken her name as to mean "Emperor's sister" when it is different pronunciation. CPT goes a-ha!! She finally reveals her identity.

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I think from day one she has already told him her name, so I don't get why he goes a-ha unless he is thinking she is really the emperor's sister.

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As Mui explains how she arrives where she arrived, Maggie says it is very rare for anyone to survive a water cyclone and there will be quite a few now it is around October. Mui suddenly hits on an idea;

"If I arrived to this time thanks to that cyclone which also appears during the time of the Leonid, that means all I need now is to find a cyclone and go into it and I will return to present time!"

So she asks Scholar Suen when was the last cyclone and Scholar Suen says she can check into the local authority's book of recent natural events and so she asks where can she find information about the next cyclone and Scholar Suen says usually people talk about past events, so for future forecast, it has to be the almanac. Mui knows she has to be certain and is dumbfounded until she remembers she once downloaded the Qing's entire history into her mini tablet and she takes out her mini tablet to check and it says 4 days later a cyclone will appear at xxx that disturbed the peace of many local residents.

Obviously she will miss that cyclone since her time in Qing can't be over in 4 days.

Anyway she is very very very very happy about that.

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Woahhhhh.... Grace oh Grace.... absolute so OTT it is so painful to watch. No one told her to just calm down but she went wide eyed and heavy breathing and smiling like a lunatic that it was absolutely horrendous to watch. Nothing attractive about those moments, even when she was angry and mincing her words with gritted teeth, angry at what was told to her or when she was teasing CPT... all so very OTT that it is to me the worst acting. No worries though. Because she has a competition coming up!

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Yim and Fok together and Fok says Man Ho has been scolding him for every little reason. I find it hard to believe. Anyway Yim says that's his character and she considers sending someone to spy on him. Fok says it must be someone able to get very very close. So one day Yim looks at Tung Suet and says slyly;

"You're ambitious aren't you? You want to be able to sleep on my bed next to the emperor don't you? Well I wouldn't want to keep someone as pretty as you next to me, you're a ticking time bomb. I hereby order you to be re-entered as palace maid"

Tung Suet is shocked and begs for mercy, that she has no intention to usurp her place but later Yim explains she wants Tung Suet to get near Man Ho as his personal maid and to spy on him and to do so she must be in a way retrenched as her maid and re enter as a new palace maid so that Man Ho won't suspect a thing. So Tung Suet swears she will do her utmost.

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Silly isn't it? Tung Suet is so high profile and exposed as Yim's personal maid, you think Man Ho doesn't know who she is? After all Man Ho probably often sees her around since he targets Yim and he probably knows ALL MAIDS AND EUNUCHS under Yim's household, unless he is like Bowie, never lock doors, never get rid of evidence, aka being very very careless. I can't believe this super efficient Man Ho is that sort.

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And so we have new young girls coming in as Palace Maids. Very excited girls, young, carefree and happy. Moreover as Palace Maids, if they get to sleep with the emperor, they can get promoted to concubine status.

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But I doubt they can get married to the princes, after all they are earmarked as Emperor's play things and for a prince to marry any of them, it is as if adultery with father's woman, you know? Unless the emperor allows for the marriage. And it really depends on the status. Yes, palace maids can be from high society but to be the FIRST WIFE of the prince, it has to take someone special in that high society however unloved the prince is. It is after all a political alliance. So for Man Ho to not be married and in the end marries a maid whom he will fall in love with as FIRST WIFE, I don't know... the emperor must really hate him.

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And so we get to meet Ha Sim, a young girl who loves to eat and is recommended by a nunnery who adopted her to enter as a palace maid because only in the palace she gets to eat a lot. Man Ho is walking into the palace and meeting Eunuch Lai, emperor's own personal eunuch and Man Ho says he is here to see the emperor about the pirates issue. Eunuch Lai is kind enough to give him tips on when is the best time to see the emperor so that he catches the emperor in a good mood. All the girls ooh and ahhh over the dashing handsome man (Well he is pretty dashing here) and overhears he is the 11th prince (unfortunately the most unloved of them all - if he isn't so ambitious, he would have had a more carefree life). Ha Sim doesn't quite care since she is not ambitious at all and anyway she goes to the horse that pulls her carriage to say goodbye.

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Seriously? Kind nice girl MUST talk to animals issit?

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Eunuch Lai predicts a lunar eclipse I think since he was an errr.. astrologer? Astronomer? Before he became an eunuch which means what? He became eunuch pretty late in life? But why? If he is so good at what he does, why castrate and become eunuch?

Anyway true, it happens, he is happy he still has the skills and Man Ho was smiling when the horse freaks out and runs and the rope wraps around Ha Sim's and and she got pulled along and she screams in fear and guess who comes to her rescue in spectacular fashion?

Man Ho springs into action, cut the rope and spins her around and ends up carrying her in his arms as she looks at him in shock and he looks at her in errrr.... surprised by her beauty I suppose? Never been near a woman I suppose? Well they look at each other and then he sets her down and walks away and Ha Sim looks at him gratefully and with admiration.

Yeap, therein lies Member no. 1 of Man Ho's Fan Club with a pledge to die for him. Anyone wants to sign up?

Man Ho faces his father who again bans his idea and basically says his idea is terrible and to do it again and warn him that he is given an opportunity, do not disappoint him in a rather mean way. He says to Man Ho my chosen quote for this episode. Whatever Man Ho says, the father won't agree. I think even if Man Ho writes "I will personally ram a ship into the pirate's ship and kill myself with them", I doubt the father even cares because he doesn't even read beyond the 1st sentence. He throws the proposal in front of a kneeling Man Ho who is dejected and could only utter a quiet;

"Yes, your majesty"

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WHAT? YOUR MAJESTY? NOT IMPERIAL FATHER? Yeap, he said YOUR MAJESTY. I believe it was a mistake in the script. I mean to call him Emperor instead of father is a bit too cold but Man Ho isn't pissed off at that point but disappointed his father refuses to accept his contribution and therefore himself. So he has no reason to be so cold.

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Ha Sim gets on well with everyone and charms even Eunuch Lai with her innocence and non-ambitious stance. She is just happy she gets to eat fatty pork and everyone says she will probably serve 11th Prince though she says she is here to serve the concubines. Jealous Tung Suet overhears and basically pushes her fatty pork out of her hands and then slaps poor Ha Sim who is clueless as to what she did wrong to offend another new girl. Ha Sim is no pushover as she raises her hand to slap Tung Suet when Eunuch Lai arrives and orders for them to stop and then see Tung Suet who looks at him knowingly.

In a room, Ha Sim thinks it is all because of fatty pork and Eunuch Lai questions her intentions and all and is pleased to hear how simpleminded she is and finds her a rarity. Still he has to punish her for being involved in a quarrel, so she is ordered to wash all the maids' buckets (those you know where you do your business in) tomorrow morning but since she needs energy, she can have one bucket of white rice and three pieces of fatty pork. She is so happy she says she is willing to wash all buckets from now on if she can have the same sort of food and Eunuch Lai is charmed by her innocence.

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I do like the fact that Ha Sim was about to fight back at bitchy Tung Suet. However I do not like why nice innocent simple minded girls have to love animals, talk to them and have a huge appetite?

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Ha Sim was washing the buckets when she sees a dejected Man Ho walking by. She rushes out to say thanks to him when she sees his back walking forlornly, and she looks at him as if he is the loneliest man in the world.

Last scene, we see probably the next episode or maybe not but anyway, we see a super OTT happy Mui who sees a water cyclone.

Urghhhh... more OTT acting.

Kelly Fu is ok as Ha Sim. She is not exceedingly pretty but she can be cute and when the time is needed, she can be tough as well. However historically she will never marry Man Ho but since Man Ho in this version is so hated by his own father that doesn't bother to marry him off at all, well anything can happen. However her acting leaves much to be desired. If Grace is OTT, she is... I don't know, not very reality based sort of acting. A bit too fluffy for my taste. Poor Ruco is stuck with C list actress but well, I kinda like her Ha Sim and I bet she is asked to spy on Man Ho but she will instead protect him with his life. Question is, will she die?

The rest no comment.

Katy Kung is stuck in bitchy roles. Maybe she will become a concubine. If this series turns into palace concubines fight each other series, it will be way off the point. Right now it is still ok in that way except it is beginning to get a bit convoluted.

And I am waiting for Mui to meet Man Ho. I am getting impatient.